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Spotted (ha ha) today in wikiHow:
How to Make Luggage Easier to Spot
What comes to your mind?
Here’s what came to ours:
Posted in General, GrammarGag Reel (fun stuff), GrammarGarnish (wordplay), tagged confusion, English, grammar, language, luggage, spot, usage, Web, wikiHow, words, writing on November 24, 2009| Leave a Comment »
Posted in General, GrammarGag Reel (fun stuff), GrammarGarnish (wordplay), tagged 180 degrees, acute, angle, circular, confusion, cornered, English, equation, equilateral triangle, equilaterally, geometrically, grammar, isosceles, language, measure, obtuse, parallel, plane, polygon, Pythagorean, right, scalene, special, square, sum, theorem, trapezoid, triangle, usage, words, writing on November 23, 2009| 1 Comment »
This post is based on a true story … really!
There was an elderly, widowed 9th grade algebra teacher in Alabama, who, as a result of the years and the students she had to put up with, became convinced that she was an equilateral triangle. When she was cornered, she always looked for a new angle, in her own way of circular thinking she could never measure up. She treated everyone equilaterally, until someone called her a square. Although this may have been an acute observation, it was not right. The Pythagorean who made this accusation did not realize that it was actually an obtuse theorem. The teacher was put on a plane, sent away and committed for her polygonous belief. Many thought that being institutionalized would scalene down her parallelanoia, however, it must have been geometrically impossible to solve that equation. To sum up … there is good news and bad news. The good news is that this teacher was cured of believing she was a triangle. The bad news: in a special, isoscelestic, 180° turn, she now thinks she is trapped inside a triangle. Does that mean that she is trapezoid?
Note: Puns have been added to protect the insanely and algebraically innocent.
Artwork by Lauren.