Please join us in our daily devotional …
Our grammar, which art in English, respected be thy style.
Thy rules become, thy laws be done online as they are in literature.
Give us this day our daily tips and forgive us our goofs as we forgive those who gaffe against us.
And lead us not into frustration, but deliver us from faux pas.
Amen.
Copyright © 2009 Grammar Police a.k.a. GrammarCops
I love this! Love your blog and follow your tweets! If I hear one more person ask me: “Where is your alls office at”, I may toss an AP Stylebook at someone.
Thanks and keep it up…I learn something every day!
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I don’t mind the geographical idioms as much as I despise the blatant lack of reverence for the English language and the art of communication. Love the prayer – I think I’ll go tweet it ;).
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What I can’t stand are the “It’s just writing” remarks. Smart people lose points when their writing resembles that of a first grader. How can I respect someone’s knowledge if they can’t construct a basic sentence? You’d think with so much of our communication being written nowadays, our usage would’ve improved, not disintegrated to near idiocy. I guess everyone has different priorities. Thanks for the great prayer!
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Prioritizing scripture reading can be a tough thing to do in today\\\’s world, but it is necessary and rewarding. Sometimes, it helps to have a reminder to read the Bible. Whatever it takes, it is my prayer that you and I can put God at the top of our lists of to-do items. Not because we have to, but because we want to.
Thanks.
nice! nice!