Please join us in our daily devotional …
Our grammar, which art in English, respected be thy style.
Thy rules become, thy laws be done online as they are in literature.
Give us this day our daily tips and forgive us our goofs as we forgive those who gaffe against us.
And lead us not into frustration, but deliver us from faux pas.
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