What does this say to you?
“We guarantee to collect your money or our service is FREE!”
When we first read this advertisement, we thought … DUH!
How does any service get paid if they don’t “collect” your money?
A waitperson doesn’t get their tip if they don’t collect it, right?
Then, reading further, we realized this was advertising a “collection” service.
Are we the only ones slightly confused by this?