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Today on Today, NBC TV host Matt Lauer asked Congresswoman and GOP candidate Michele Bachmann the following:

“Amy Kremer, who’s a leader of the Tea Party movement, said … that you will be – and this is her word, not mine – quote, ‘Palinized’ in this campaign. Do you understand the verb, and what would your definition of it be?”  

Click on the photo to see the video segment:

All politics aside, thank you Mr. Lauer for furthering our cause … especially in the “Verbalized …” category. This might just start a new sub-category: “Verbalized … Properly” (verbalized with a proper noun). Stay tuned.

See our series on Nouns gone bad:

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… not always perfect grammar. As we found in these hilarious examples of signs around the world. Enjoy!

In a washroom:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Launderette:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING – BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Sign on a wall at a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer’s field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ THEN THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET READING LESSONS

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR – THE BELL DOESN’T WORK)

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Today’s fun with headlines …

The Buffalo New York newspaper, BusinessFirst, ran this news headline:

“Sotomayor praised for balance”

(click here for the real story)

What comes to your mind?

Here’s what came to ours:

sotomayor praised for balance

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We read this headline last week in the business section of the Austin American-Statesman newspaper:

“Bank of America to cut branches”

(click here for the real story)

What comes to your mind?

Here’s what came to ours:

BofA to cut branches

Too bad money doesn’t grow on trees!

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Fun with headlines …

Today, CNN ran this headline:

“Obama may fall into Bush …”

(click here for the real story)

What comes to your mind?

Here’s what came to ours:

obama may fall into bush

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Here’s an interesting People Magazine news headline:

“Kendra Wilkinson Goes Baby Shopping”

(click here for the real story)

What comes to your mind?

Here’s what came to ours:

baby shopping

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More fun with headlines …

Today, The Wall Street Journal ran this news headline:

“The Supreme Court Kabuki Dance: The ritual of choosing a justice has a long history of fictions and evasions

(click here for the real story)

What comes to your mind?

Here’s what came to ours:

supreme court kabuki

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It’s Friday afternoon. It’s time for some fun with headlines to finish out the week.

This one came from Twitter … @Newsweek posted this:

“Absent from the health-care debate, Ted Kennedy will weigh in tomorrow with a Newsweek story…”

(click here for the real story)

What comes to your mind?

Here’s what came to ours:

Kennedy weighs in

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Since we were around to see the Apollo 11 Moon Mission 40 years ago, we’re following the coverage of its anniversary with piqued interest. What exciting times to be alive!

We came across a great headline today, from wired.com:

“Things to Do on the Way to the Moon”

(click here for the real story)

What comes to your mind?

Here’s what came to ours:

R-O-A-D  T-R-I-P!!!

And, not just any road trip … the ultimate. So, to avoid the almost inevitable “Are we there yet?” the astronauts should have some games to play and songs to sing along the way, don’t you think?

Here are a few items we put together for their entertainment …

To start, a scavenger hunt of sorts …

  • Moon Trip Bingo – players have cards with pictures of space items on them in a simple 4 x 4 grid corresponding to the four letters in the word M-O-O-N. When a player observes an item on his card, he marks the picture with a token or by writing a check or X on the item. This continues until one player completes a “BINGO” pattern, such as a line with four marked pictures in a vertical, horizontal or diagonal row on one of their cards, and calls out “To The Moon!” He wins.
  • Items pictured in this version of “Moon Trip Bingo” are: alien, asteroid, astronaut, black hole, comet, Earth, galaxy, Hubble Telescope, hurricane, meteor, milky way, moon, nebula, rocket launch, satellites (3), Saturn, solar system, space capsule, space explorer, space shuttle, space station, space vehicle, spacecraft, speed limit, stars, stop sign, sun, tow truck, UFO, Webb Telescope, and, of course, Captain Kirk!
  • Sample “Road Trip Bingo” cards are provided just in case the astronauts are grounded and need a game for their earthly travels.

moon trip bingo

Next, what about a new twist on an old favorite …

  • The Space (License) Plate Game – players see how many satellite “license plates” they can find and check them off the list. This game can be played as a crew or individually. Play can be just for one day, or the search for plates can continue throughout the entire voyage, and see how many different plates can be observed between the Earth and the Moon (and back). Players might even record the time, date and the location of each “plate” sighting.
  • The named countries in this “Space Plate Game” come from a Wiki list of space agencies capable of conducting basic space activities, such as satellite operations.
  • Sample pictures of the country plates are provided to assist players in identifying their observations.

space license plate game

And, to round out the trip, there must be a theme song. We thought this might be appropriate …

  • He’s Got the Whole World – sing along, will you? It’s easy … here are the lyrics to the chorus:

he's got the whole world

As a bonus, we started building a soundtrack for the journey. Our initial thoughts …

  • Fly me to the Moon by Frank Sinatra
  • Rocket Man by Elton John
  • No Stopping Us by Jason Mraz (from Waiting for My Rocket to Come)
  • Rocket in My Pocket by Little Feat
  • Not to Touch the Earth by The Doors
  • Planet Earth by Duran Duran
  • Shining Star by Earth Wind & Fire
  • Outer Space From The Day The Earth Stood Still by Bernard Herrmann (from Fantastic Journey)
  • Earth Beat by Herbie Hancock
  • Peace on Earth by U2
  • Planets Of The Universe by Stevie Nicks
  • Moon River by Andy Williams
  • Venus, the Bringer of Peace by Elgar Holst (from The Planets)
  • Gemini Moon by Bryan Ferry
  • There’s A Moon Out Tonight by The Capris
  • Moonshadow by Cat Stevens
  • Piano Sonata no. 14 in C# min “Moonlight” by Ludwig van Beethoven
  • Shepherd Moons by Enya
  • Suite From Moonwalker by Bruce Broughton (from Fantastic Journey)
  • Girl On The Moon by Foreigner
  • Lasso The Moon by Gary Morris
  • Moonage Daydream by David Bowie
  • East Of The Sun (And West Of The Moon) by Diana Krall
  • Nightfall: Water From The Moon by David Lanz
  • Moon by George Winston
  • Moonlight Serenade by The Glen Miller Orchestra
  • Radar Love by Golden Earring
  • Autumn Moon by Hiroshima
  • Moondance by Kitaro
  • Can’t Fight The Moonlight by Leann Rimes
  • How High the Moon by Les Paul & Mary Ford
  • One Time One Night by Los Lobos (from By The Light Of The Moon)
  • Harvest Moon by Niel Young
  • L.A. to the Moon by Ronnie Milsap
  • Once In A Lover’s Moon by Taylor Weaver
  • Moondance by Van Morrison
  • Breathing (By the light of the moon) by Abraham Cloud
  • Down To The Moon by Andreas Vollenweider
  • Water From The Moon by Celine Dion
  • Blue Moon by Chris Isaak
  • Moon Tune by Bob James & David Sanborn
  • Sail On White Moon by Boz Scaggs
  • Bad Moon Rising by Creedence Clearwater Revival
  • Lo And Behold by Duncan Sheik (from Phantom Moon)
  • Mad Man Moon by Genesis
  • Moonlight And Gold by Gerry Rafferty
  • Dancing In The Moonlight (It’s Caught Me In The Spotlight) by Thin Lizzy
  • Moon Dust by Tom Barabas
  • Man On The Moon by R.E.M.
  • Shoot The Moon by Norah Jones
  • Culver Moon by Jackson Browne
  • Blue Moon by The Percy Faith Orchestra
  • Moon Run by Trapezoid
  • Moonlight Cocktails by The Rivieras
  • Voyage Around The Moon by The Saturn 5
  • Sister Moon by Sting
  • The Great Gig In The Sky by Pink Floyd (from Dark Side of the Moon)
  • Walking On The Moon by Police
  • Dracula Moon by Joan Osborne
  • Goodnight Moon by John Tesh
  • Spanish Moon by Little Feat
  • Mooning by Louis St. Louis & Cindy Bullens (from Grease)
  • Shadows Of The Moon by Michael Jones & David Darling
  • Spaceman by Babylon Zoo
  • Mr. Spaceman by The Byrds
  • Hallo Spaceboy by David Bowie
  • Space Boogie by Jeff Beck
  • Space Cowboy (Yippie-Yi-Yay) by ‘N Sync featuring Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes
  • Space Invader by The Pretenders
  • Spaceman by 4 Non Blondes
  • Fly Like An Eagle by Seal (from Space Jam)
  • Space And Time by The Verve
  • Hillbillies From Outerspace by The Vaughn Brothers
  • The Star Spangled Banner by Béla Fleck & The Flecktones (from Flight Of The Cosmic Hippo)

Now those tunes ought to keep you entertained for a while. Enjoy!

Sources: Wiki – List of space agencies, Mom’s Minivan, License Plate Mania, License Plates of the World, Our iTunes Collection

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Fun with headlines today …

This from iGoogle:

“Sotomayor learned ropes as prosecutor”

Leads to this CNN news headline:

“Sotomayor learned the ropes on ‘Tarzan’ case”

(click here for the real story)

learn the ropes

learn the ropes. idiom.

  • to understand how to do a particular job or activity: It’ll take some time for the new receptionist to learn the ropes.
  • Usage note: sometimes used in the forms know the ropes (to understand how something is done) and show someone the ropes or teach someone the ropes (to teach someone how something is done): You’d better find someone to show you the ropes if you’re going to fix the car yourself.

Source: thefreedictionary.com

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